ziggy-the-gengar:

I’m like a reverse dudebro, I constantly need to reaffirm how queer I am, just in case anyone mistakes me for a heterosexual

(via scumplanet)

staxilicious:

bitches-love-romano:

do you ever come up with AUs for your own life

it’s what I do when I am trying to sleep and having trouble

rydenarmani:

a rant about the women against feminism hashtag

(via staxilicious)

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee Please reblog!! The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!  I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee  Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee
Please reblog!!
The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!
I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee
Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

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rentquest:

Thats pretty dark, Noah.
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rentquest:

Thats pretty dark, Noah.

RentQuest updates Mondays and Thursdays!
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jeneenp:

Murder Most Scandalous - The Moment

jeneenp:

Murder Most Scandalous - The Moment

(via missfishersmurdermysteries)

staxilicious:

thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

reblogging specifically for arachane

staxilicious:

chrisevans-leftboob:

mindsrebelatstagnation:

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. CALLED CHRIS EVANS “DORITO”

HE KNOWS

I CAN’T

Oh yeah he does

friendly reminder that markruffalo being actually out on tumblr does not make him the ONLY Avenger on tumblr. I suspect RDJ is secretly lurking behind at least a couple of tumblrs. 

moxycrimefighter:

Pin-up Newt Geizsler is feeling like a thing, but idk if it’ll be recognisable enough?

OH YES
it will be oh yes

staxilicious:

fallenangelfish:

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

I’m not one to make a scene in a restaurant, but this goes beyond even “I refuse to pay for this” but well into “I demand to see the chef, so that I can slap him”

on the other hand… frozen grapes are actually delightful. 

rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

(via karasu416)

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

(via black-pearl-princess)

I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.
Helena Bonham Carter (via cierrafrances)

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